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My love of flame-grilled beef (and beef byproduct) undaunted, I continued on.
After my heart stopped pounding, I drove up to the order screen and waited.
As I sat there staring, it cycled through all the menu options, pictures of food that looked more edible than the food I was planning on ordering, pictures of that Burger King creep, and began again. I waited two full minutes- not a lifetime, but too long to waste sitting at a Burger King drive-through. The screen kept cheerily cycling through its pictures of onion rings and oddly unappealing chicken fries, interspersed with ads that said things like “customers are #1!
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