Dating my ex jokes

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

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Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina.

That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

A first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is.

Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.

The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter.

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